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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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