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Pet death
My
aunt
Delilah
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Tinkerbell
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
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