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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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