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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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