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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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