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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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