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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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