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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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