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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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