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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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