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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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