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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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