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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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