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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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