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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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