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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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