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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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