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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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