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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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