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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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