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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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