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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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