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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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