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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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