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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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