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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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