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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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