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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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