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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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