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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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