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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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