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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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