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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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