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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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