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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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