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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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