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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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