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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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