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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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