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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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