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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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