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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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