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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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