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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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