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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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