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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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