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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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