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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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