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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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