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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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