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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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