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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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