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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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