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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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