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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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